- The Guardian: Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
- Rob Delaney: Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he's the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn't because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
- The Guardian: So what do women in their 20s do?
- Rob Delaney: Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don't ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.
June 2013
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May 2013
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April 2013
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today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but
I am having a very hard time thinking about anything else now.
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Same Girl - Main Version - Clean
R. Kelly duet with Usher
my favorite thing
3/31/13 4:09 AM
Jack Does Natasha Drag
Last night I made my boyfriend pirate a television show on his laptop there was some kind of virus attached to it and it wiped out his hard drive and he lost a paper he had spent the day working on. He got a little pissed with me, then I got pissed at him. We got in bed, both cranky, irritable, and sad, we couldn’t sleep. By four am we were just two people stewing in our bed not talking, then he started to make fun of me and do an impersonation of me (I do this a lot to him). I recorded it in the dark. It was hilarious and cathartic. It’s about 4 mins I think it may be funny.
