You know that song Jellicle Cats from CATS the musical?
Well I kept hearing it as “Juggalo cats” all last night in my head. So here we are.

Can you say of your bite that it’s worse than your bark?
Are you cock of the walk when you’re walking alone?
Because Juggalos are and Juggalos do
Juggalos do and Juggalos would